Today, I will make up a little fictional war between parts of our bodies. War has lived on the face of earth since mankind began. Prehistoric man fought other tribes for territories and food. Later in history came such classic wars like the Peloponnesian War, The Trojan War, Macedonian War, Cimbric War and of course the conquests of the Roman Empire. Did mankind learn? No! in our own country came the American Revolution, The Civil War, World War I and II, The Korean War and Vietnam and a few more to name and who knows what time will bring once again.
At Epcot in Walt Disney World they had a ride called "Body Wars." The basis of this ride was to learn how our bodies fought off various germs and viruses that threatened our bodies. It was a very interesting ride and story. This is even true today our body organs and immune system are working to protect us.
Now just like those Star Trek, Star Wars and other science fiction movies that feature the good versus the evil aliens. What about a fictional war between our body parts that we will never know about? This is strictly a thought of Joey Z, you make like or dislike it but now lets choose the parts for my battle.
LET BODY WARS BEGIN:
THE TONSILITES AGAINST THE ADENOIANS
THE EYEBALLEONS AGAINST THE EYELIDIONS
THE PENISTITES AGAINST THE SCROTUMEN
THE GUMITES AGAINST THE ROOTALIANS AND THE EVIL ROTTEN TEETHTONS.
TOE PEOPLE AGAINST THE FUNGASITES
THE LIVERANIANS AND KIDNEYITES AGAINST THE ALCOHOLONS
THE ARMPITIANS AND HAIRITS AGAINST THE STINKCODIANS, WHO WILL FACE ANNIHILATION FROM THE SECRET WEAPON THE SUREDEONS
THE EARDRUMINS AGAINST THE WAXITES
I think I have named enough wars for today, hope you enjoyed and have a great day and evening.