APPLICATION IS LOOKING GOOD.

HELLO GUYS AND DOLLS:

STARTED THE OLD RAMP TODAY AND ALL IS STARTING TO FALL IN PLACE.  I WILL PROBABLY NEED ABOUT 4 MORE GALLONS OF THIS WOOD PROTECTOR STUFF.  THE ONLY THING IS THE VAPORS GOING INTO MY LUNGS.  I DO IT ABOUT 3 HOURS AND STOP.  MAY SEND A PICTURE LATER WHEN FINISHED.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

NO ROOM FOR THOSE WHO ANNOY

Good Day Guys and Dolls:

As you all know who visit my blog, I wrote a book last year and it was published in September, called “I Hate Everybody (And Other Things). HINT, HINT, HINT. In a comical way I wrote about things that annoy me and probably you too. Since then I found out more new things and people that annoy me and since I’m may not write another book regarding that, I thought it would be fun to list a few of them here. I want you to comment and tell me what bugs you also. I mean it, get those thoughts together and send me your reasons why. We may get a great collection of pissy off things. Here we go:

Last night I was watching America’s Got Talent and some of the acts they put through to Los Angeles for the chance to win it all was a shame. Just for instance, some redhead who was playing the organ and had the voice of a screech owl. The second one was an 11-year old kid who thinks he is God’s gift to Rap. This kid has all the moves and dresses like Little Bow Wow. He’s got talent but is annoying take up the sax kid instead.

Justin Bieber – Another wonder boy in show biz. PLEASE! He’ll pass like that kid from Home Alone.

Lindsay Lohan – Tired of hearing about her. Throw her in jail for a year and maybe she’ll get wise to the world in which we live.

You are waiting for a parking spot and some other jerk-a-mo takes it from you. Do that down here and you may get shot. Lots of crazies in Florida and I keep my distance from them.

This one is from my book but still annoys me, people at the lunch meat counter ordering 4 or 5 slices of everything the store carries. You buy lunch meat or cheese; it’s a half-pound or a pound purchase. Cut this stuff out with 1 or 2 slices.

Parents carrying babies in that papoose pouch on their chest put the kid in a proper stroller and don’t give me any of those Dr. Spock theories.

Ketchup on a hot dog, dogs are meant for mustard and relish, you put ketchup on a burger or fries.

Well gang that’s a few of the things that annoy me. All in fun, well maybe some. If you like my thinking, get out there and buy my book, I’m going to need a retirement fund in less than 2 years and anything helps. Have a great day and a wonderful evening.

IT'S MONDAY AND REALITY BITES

Good Day Speakies:

Well it is Monday once again but I hope you all had a pleasant and relaxing weekend. Monday is not my favorite day of the week so I think I’ll make fun of more reality shows. I found a list of them on the internet so let’s see the list of losers:

A Double Shot of Love – Never seen this one advertised.
Battle of the Bods – Bods but no brains.
Brat Camp – I can just imagine the characters on this show.
Conveyor Belt of Love – One of my favorites.
Daisy On Love – This one I’d like to see.
Dating In The Dark – Could be funny to see who you get stuck with.
Diet Tribe – What’s this cannibal vs. cannibals?
Dog The Bounty Hunter – Saw this one once and that was enough.
Eat The Clock – Son of Beat The Clock.
Farmer Wants A Wife – Willing to trade tractor for one hard working woman.
Fat March – Comes after Skinny February.
Game Show In My Head – Does it tell you to do things.
Glam God – Did not know the Good Lord was into fashion.
I Can Make You Slim – Another beat down the heavy set of the world show.
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami – Where are they taking Miami to?
Lawrence of America – I prefer Lawrence of Arabia myself.
Living With The Wolfman – Look the Real Wolfman is dead there are no more.
Here are a couple of back-to-back losers: Reality Binge, Reality Bites Back, how about Reality Sucks.
Running With Heels – I like Running With Scissors better, more action.

I am waiting for this show to come on and believe me one day in time it will, I’ll call it “Dead Man Running.” Just like the movie “Running Man”, someone in the future will decide to rid hardcore convicts from existence on this planet. They will make a fortune because TV will buy the rights and the public will suck it up. Just send the royalties to my next of kin.

Have a great day Guys and Dolls and be careful out there you may get caught up on a reality show in progress.

JOEY Z'S WHO CARES AND YOU'LL GET YOURS COLUMN

In my first book I wrote about people, places and things that really frost me. I thought I’d keep it up with a column of my own, “Joey Z’s Who Cares and You’ll Get Yours.” I’ll be checking out news stories, the Hollywood scene and write about happenings that deserve to be noted as “Who Cares” and those that face my words of “You’ll Get Yours”. So please let your comments rip and don’t be shy. Here we go with a few news items I found today.

Jon & Kate Call It Quits – Who cares, get the divorce, get your show off the air and replace it with Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Ryan O’Neal Says He Plans To Marry Farrah – About time you popped the question and by the way were you able to get that big insurance policy on her.

Lohan Ticketed After Noise Complaint – She’s just noise period.

Chris Brown Get Probation After Pleading Guilty – If it was the common man 10 to 20. Don’t worry Chris one day you’ll get yours.

See what I mean, send your comments in, get those little things off your chest, you'll feel better.