IT'S MONDAY AND REALITY BITES

Good Day Speakies:

Well it is Monday once again but I hope you all had a pleasant and relaxing weekend. Monday is not my favorite day of the week so I think I’ll make fun of more reality shows. I found a list of them on the internet so let’s see the list of losers:

A Double Shot of Love – Never seen this one advertised.
Battle of the Bods – Bods but no brains.
Brat Camp – I can just imagine the characters on this show.
Conveyor Belt of Love – One of my favorites.
Daisy On Love – This one I’d like to see.
Dating In The Dark – Could be funny to see who you get stuck with.
Diet Tribe – What’s this cannibal vs. cannibals?
Dog The Bounty Hunter – Saw this one once and that was enough.
Eat The Clock – Son of Beat The Clock.
Farmer Wants A Wife – Willing to trade tractor for one hard working woman.
Fat March – Comes after Skinny February.
Game Show In My Head – Does it tell you to do things.
Glam God – Did not know the Good Lord was into fashion.
I Can Make You Slim – Another beat down the heavy set of the world show.
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami – Where are they taking Miami to?
Lawrence of America – I prefer Lawrence of Arabia myself.
Living With The Wolfman – Look the Real Wolfman is dead there are no more.
Here are a couple of back-to-back losers: Reality Binge, Reality Bites Back, how about Reality Sucks.
Running With Heels – I like Running With Scissors better, more action.

I am waiting for this show to come on and believe me one day in time it will, I’ll call it “Dead Man Running.” Just like the movie “Running Man”, someone in the future will decide to rid hardcore convicts from existence on this planet. They will make a fortune because TV will buy the rights and the public will suck it up. Just send the royalties to my next of kin.

Have a great day Guys and Dolls and be careful out there you may get caught up on a reality show in progress.