Quick (or do I mean Quack) Draw McGraw has been spotted in Alva, Florida. A local man was hospitalized after he shot himself in the leg while practicing his quick-draw techniques. He was practicing with a loaded 1871 revolver when he kept his finger on the trigger while drawing the gun. Why do they issue permits to idiots who practice with a loaded weapon? or “My Baby Loves the Western Movies.”
On a lighter note. Today we celebrate:
Hat Day – Make mine a 10 gallon.
Tin Can Day – Quack Draw should have been shooting at these.
New Friends Day- You can really go crazy on Facebook today sign-up everyone’s friends.
Brew A Potion Day – Don’t know too many witches anymore.
And International Sing Out Day- Just roll down car windows and start singing out loud, they’ll pull you over for being a crazy.