St. Augustine, Florida

St. Augustine, Florida
May 24, 2013

Luee

Luee
We adopted Luee from the Humane Society in 1996. He was 2 years old, but still a pup. He has slowed down a bit; his age is catching up to him. He is the best dog anyone could ever have. Luee had to be put to sleep on April 15, 2009. Rest in Peace Pup.

Christmas Eve 2012

Christmas Eve 2012

NINA HULA 7/28/2012

NINA HULA 7/28/2012

Jeff, Sam, Nina and Ian

Jeff, Sam, Nina and Ian
Ian's Graduation from Kindergarten

Luck Be A Lady

Luck Be A Lady

Little GQ 12/12

Little GQ 12/12

Christmas 2012

Christmas 2012

Joey and Elizabeth

Joey and Elizabeth

Nina June 2013

Nina June 2013

Thursday, March 7, 2013

SOME WHY'S AND HUMOROUS DEFINITIONS FROM ZIPPY

HELLO FELLOW ZIPSTERS:

I'm giving Joey Z the day off today and want to write about some amusing why's of life and some humor found in definitions.  Let's get started right now.

AMUSING WHY'S OF LIFE:

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell?
Why are outlets electrical but inlets are geographical?
Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars, but you always check when you see the wet paint sign?

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS:

Administrivia - All of the annoying little tasks associated with your job.
Aflockalpse - When all those birds fell out of the sky.
Arbitrator - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
Avoidable - What a bullfighter tries to do.
Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.
Buoyant - A male insect. 
Burglarize - What a crook sees with.

I have to leave you with a food thought for March, Joey Z would be upset if I didn't.  March is "NATIONAL NOODLE MONTH."  I know for a fact Joey Z's favorite is the medium size noodles or the Pennsylvania Dutch noodles used to make chicken soup.  I heard Roe makes a great secret mac and cheese he loves too.  Hungry for some noodles, this month is the one for you.  Have a great day and thanks Joey Z for allowing me to write the post today.

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