HAPPY TUESDAY FELLOW ZIPSTERS,
I'm sending you more zips to fill your day with a little laughter and knowledge. Hope you enjoy.
ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH:
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
NOW FOR SOME HEALTH TIPS ON WATER:
Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue and I thought it was beer.
A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79% and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
These are all facts I have read and just wanted to pass them along to you readers.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS:
Odds of dating a millionaire - 215 to 1.
Odds of dating a supermodel - 88,000 to 1.
Odds of catching a ball at a major league game - 563 to 1.
Odds of a person in the military be awarded the Medal of Honor - 11,000 to 1.
Odds of having your identity stolen - 200 to 1.
Well Zipsters I will return soon with some more quips to make your day. Have a great one.
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