Tuesday, March 26, 2013
MORE OF ZIP'S QUIPS ARE HERE TODAY, WELL SORT OF
I was trying my best to provide you with some important information and real facts however, they did not materialize in my brain today. I bring you now True Country Music Song Titles and away we go.
All The Guys Who Turn Me On, Turn Me Down.
If Love Were Oil, I'D Be A Quart Low.
At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self-Service Pump.
I'm Gettin' Grey From Being Blue.
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart.
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your A** Out All Day Long.
Forget The Night, Help Me Make It Through The Door.
I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner. Zippy is not kidding, those are real song titles. I never heard one played and hope I never do.
Zipsters, you know Joey Z and I love Charlie Chan movies, so today I present to you some more of his famous aphorisms.
Best to slip with foot than with tongue.
Birds never divide worm until safe in nest.
Business conversation at table very bad for digestion.
Cannot see contents of nut, until shell is cracked.
Caution very good life insurance.
Courage greatest devotion to those we love.
Thanks for reading my post today and I hope you fellow Zipsters have a great day and a wonderful evening.