HELLO SPEAKIES:
AS YOU ALL WELL KNOW HALLOWEEN IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. ZIP IS MAKING SURE THAT ALL MY GUYS AND DOLLS ARE STOCKING UP ON THEIR CANDY TREATS FOR ALL THE LITTLE GOBLINS. HERE ARE A FEW REMINDERS:
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR PORCH LIGHTS ON SO THE LITTLE CANDY SNATCHERS KNOW THEY ARE WELCOME AND MOST IMPORTANT THEY CAN SEE WHERE THEY ARE GOING.
KEEP YOUR DOGS IN OTHER ROOMS AS NOT TO SCARE THE GHOSTS THAT APPROACH.
PARENTS KEEP A KEEN OUT EYE ON YOUR CHILDREN, TOO MANY CRAZIES RUNNING AROUND THE UNIVERSE THESE DAYS. CARRY A FLASHLIGHT WITH YOU TO GUIDE THE WAY. FOR THE REAL LITTLE SPOOKS HOLD THEIR HANDS SO THEY WON'T DASH INTO THE STREETS.
THIS IS FOR YOU DRIVERS "SLOW DOWN DRIVING." FOR YOU SPEEDERS HIT THE INTERSTATE AND LEAVE THE LOCAL STREETS TO THE KIDS. IF YOU PLAN TO DRINK ON THIS EVENING DO ME A FAVOR DRINK AT HOME AND SIT ON YOUR BUTT.
MOST IMPORTANTLY MOM AND DAD, CHECK THOSE BAGS OF CANDY, ANYTHING LOOSE GIVE IT THE DEEP SIX TO THE GARBAGE.
NOW MOST OF ALL FROM THE ZIP "HAPPY HALLOWEEN", TO ALL MY LITTLE GUYS AND DOLLS, ENJOY YOUR DAY AND EVENING.
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