BEFORE THE WEEKEND ARRIVES ON OCTOBER 4, WE CELEBRATE THE FOLLOWING:
GOLF LOVERS DAY - ONE HITS THE LITTLE WHITE BALL AND GOES CHASING IT ALL OVER THE COURSE. GOLFERS IN THEIR IZOD SHIRTS AND YELLOW PANTS, RIDING THEIR CARTS ASKING US TO BE QUITE WHILE THEY LINE THEIR SHOT FOR THE NEXT HOLE. BULLSHIT, I'M GOING TO START THE REAL JOEY Z OPINIONS. GOLF COURSES, TOO MANY. ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO QUOTE GEORGE CARLIN, "GET RID OF THE COURSES AND TURN THEM INTO HOUSES FOR THE HOMELESS." LET US GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, THOSE PEOPLE ARE HOUSE LESS. HOME REFLECTS THE FAMILY WITHIN AND THEY DO NOT HAVE A FAMILY TO CARE FOR THEM. I CAN HEAR IT FROM THE GOOD OLD CONSERVATIVES OF AMERICA, "I SUPPORT HOUSING FOR THE HOMELESS, BUT NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD." WAKE UP AMERICA IS THIS THE ATTITUDE THAT YOU WANT FROM SOME OF OUR LEADERS RUNNING TODAY? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN.
TOOT YOUR FLUTE DAY - I JUST DID AND PROUD OF IT.
OCTOBER IS ALSO CHILI MONTH - I HAVE EATEN PLENTY OF CHILI, BUT I HAVE TO SAY ROE MAKES THE BEST. IT WAS THE WINNER OF WHERE I WORKED FOR 4 YEARS AND THEY STILL BEG FOR IT TODAY. DOWN BOYS AND GIRLS SOON A BATCH WILL BE COMING.
TODAY IS TACO DAY - I'M NOT TALKING TACO BELL BUT THE REAL STUFF. MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW IS MEXICAN AND SPAINISH. HER DISHES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD AND MY SON HAS ALSO LEARNED TO COOK IN THEIR TRADITION. YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A TRUE TACO UNLESS YOU TRIED ONE OF THEIRS. LOVE YOU GUYS AND KEEP THEM COMING ALONG WITH A NICE GLASS OF SANGRIA AND A BOWL OF THAT MEXICAN SHRIMP.
TOMORROW IS FRIDAY AND WITH THE WEEKEND, PLEASE CELEBRATE SMILE DAY AND DO SOMETHING NICE. I KNOW ALL OF ML SPEAKIES WILL. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND I'M TAKING A BREAK FOR NOW.
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