HAPPY THINGS FIRST, OTHER STUFF LATER

HELLO GUYS AND DOLLS:

I'M STOPPING BY TODAY TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON WEDNESDAY.  NOW DON'T EAT TOO MUCH CANDY SAVE SOME FOR THE LITTLE ONES.  I'M GOING TO BE BUSY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE TO WRITE.  I NEED SOME TESTS DONE ON THE OLD TICKER.

NOW HERE IT COMES SOME STUFF THAT IS REALLY STARTING TO GET MY GANDER.  IF YOU AGREE OR DON'T AGREE SEND ME YOUR COMMENTS THAT IS WHAT THIS BLOG IS ABOUT, ALL OPINIONS ARE ANSWERED.  LET'S GET STARTED.

SUPER MODELS - THOSE SKINNY ASS PIECES OF BONE PARADING DOWN THE RUNWAY WITH TONS OF CLOTHES ON THEM.  MOST OF THEM LOOK LIKE THEY JUST CAME OUT OF AUSCHWITZ.  HERE IS WHAT REALLY GETS ME THEY MAKE MILLIONS A YEAR AND THE PRETTY PEOPLE OF THE WORLD BUY THIS STUFF.

TV ENTERTAINMENT NEWS - TOO MANY SHOWS ON THE TUBE, PROMOTING THESE USELESS ACTORS AND ACTRESSES WHO HAVEN'T WORKED IN SOME TIME.  YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN.  THEY ARE SHOWN LEAVING LA'S FAMOUS RESTAURANTS PURSUED BY THE HUNGRY PAPARAZZI TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING LIKE VULTURES OFF A ROAD KILL.

DIET MEAL PLAN COMMERCIALS - YOU ONCE AGAIN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  EAT SIX MEALS A DAY FROM OUR COMPANY AND LOSE 50 POUNDS IN A FEW MONTHS.  OF COURSE THEY SHOW THEIR LIVING PROOF CUSTOMERS, YES HOLLYWOOD STARS.  THESE BIMBO'S AND BOZO'S GET ALL THIS FOOD FREE OF COST, JUST TO SELL IT TO YOU THE PUBLIC.  DON'T FORGET THESE STARS HAVE PERSONAL TRAINERS WHO WHIP THEIR ASSES INTO SHAPE AND NOT FOR A SMALL FEE.  ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU IS "TO EACH HIS OR HER OWN DECISION."

I'M GOING TO ATTACK OUR LOCAL FLORIDA NEWS ONCE AGAIN.  THE  EVENING NEWS STARTS HERE AT 5:00 P.M., 5:30 AND 6:00 P.M.  ALL ON THE SAME STATION.  IT IS THE SAME BULL FOR EACH BROADCAST UNLESS SOME COW TOOK A SHIT ON I-4 CAUSING A BACKUP.  ALL YOU NEED IS ONE BROADCAST AT 6PM.  DO ME A FAVOR PUT THE 3 STOOGES ON AT FIVE.

HAVE A GREAT ONE, SEE YOU SOON.