TV REALITY SHOWS - BARF

HELLO GUYS AND DOLLS:

IT IS SUNDAY NIGHT IN FLORIDA, THE WEATHER WAS GREAT, NICE BREEZE, COOLER TEMPERATURES AND SUNNY.  YESTERDAY ROE TOLD ME ABOUT "HONEY BOO BOO."  I SAID WHAT IS A HONEY BOO BOO?  TODAY I CHECKED IT OUT ON YOU TUBE AND I DON'T WANT TO REALLY DESCRIBE IT.  THIS KID HAS HER OWN TV SHOW  AND GET THIS IT BLOOMS FROM THAT SHOW "TODDLERS AND TIARAS."  I SAW THIS SHOW TWICE AND IT TURNED MY STOMACH.  HERE YOU HAVE THE GOOD OLD SOUTHERN MOMMAS PREPPING THEIR LITTLE ANGELS TO COMPETE IN A BEAUTY CONTEST.  THESE LITTLE SHITS HAVE ON SHIRLEY TEMPLE DRESSES, DOLLY PARTON HAIR AND THE MAKEUP OF A CAMDEN, NJ STREET WALKER.  MAKES ONE WANT TO THROW UP.  THESE PARENTS SHOULD BE HORSE WHIPPED FOR ALLOWING THE LITTLE GIRLS TO BE EXPOSED TO THIS KIND OF CRAP ON THE TUBE.  BUT OF COURSE THEY WIN SOME CASH AND A TROPHY.  THEN IT IS OFF TO ANOTHER CITY TO COMPETE ONCE MORE.  DO THESE BARBIES OF THE FUTURE EVER ATTEND SCHOOL?  PROBABLY NOT, DON'T TELL ME THEY ARE HOME SCHOOLED.  THAT MEANS THEY WILL RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS AND PUT THEM THROUGH THE SAME RITUALS.  CHRISTIAN LIVING AT ITS BEST DOWN SOUTH.

HERE IS MY SUGGESTION, TAKE THESE LITTLE FARTS, STRIP OFF THAT MAKE UP, CLOTHES AND HAIRDOS, PUT SOME JEANS AND A TEE SHIRT ON THEM AND SIGN THEM UP FOR GIRLS BASEBALL.  LET THEM GET HIT IN THE HEAD, MAYBE SOME SENSE WILL COME THROUGH OR A FOUL BALL TO HIT THOSE GOOD OLD MOMMAS AND HELP THEM SEE THE LIGHT.

STRICTLY THE OPINION OF JOEY Z.