FACTS AND FUN ADS FROM JOEY Z

HELLO SPEAKIES:




LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH FACTS AND ADS FROM THE MASTER:

POLISH IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT HAS TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEANINGS WHEN THE FIRST WORD IS CAPITALIZED.

THE SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.

THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY IS PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS!  - ACCORDING TO THE OXFORD DICTIONARY, "A FACTITIOUS WORD ALLEGED TO MEAN A LUNG DISEASE CAUSED BY THE INHALATION OF FINE SILICA DUST.  NOW NORMALLY IT IS CALLED SILICOSIS.

NOW FOR SOME ADS:

LOST:  SMALL BROWN POODLE.  REWARD.  NEUTERED.  LIKE ONE OF THE FAMILY.

FOUR-POSTED BED, 101 YEARS OLD, PERFECT FOR ANTIQUE LOVER.

HELP WANTED, SINGER FOR A BAND.  MUST BE MALE OR FEMALE. - NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT ONE.

THIS IS THE REAL KILLER:  BRAILLE DICTIONARY FOR SALE.  MUST SEE TO APPRECIATE.

ALL I CAN SAY AFTER THIS IS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND AMEN.