It is about time to attack those stupid commercials and new reality shows once more. Every time I turn on the tube there are new reality shows or programs I hate to hear are coming to ruin the tube once more. Commercials will be judged after I sock it to the reality shows. Here is a list of my favorites with comments of course:
HONEY BOO BOO - How would you like to live next door to a family like that? They are profiting tons of money off the network and sponsors for this type of crap on TV. Put the Honey on a diet.
DUCK DYNASTY - A bunch of quackers to me and making more money than most of us.
SWAMP PEOPLE - Never watched it, could not care but they must be some interesting folk to other swampers.
RED NECK ISLAND - The plane, the plane Bubba, here comes the plane.
BUCKWILD - A new one starting in January, sounds like College Girls Go Wild.
HOUSEWIVES - How many cities are they going to invade with their vain attitudes on life.
MOONSHINERS - Feds will get you one day just like Al Capone.
SNAKE AND ALLIGATOR PEOPLE - All Zip has to say is don't get bit, just get off the TV.
There's a few for you Zipsters out there to ponder on feel free to add yours. Now comes my hated commercials.
COMMERCIALS THAT I REALLY LOVE TO SEE GO:
That soup commercial with the cans on a string and people calling into the maker. I really love the ones with the can curlers or the one with just eat the soup to get a healthy heart, read the sodium level.
The pig on plane with his little toy has to go and also that comment, "I'll believe it when pigs fly."
The pig is already on the plane and ready to fly. Stupid.
The gecko has to come up with better commercials or he's out of here like a home run.
The commercial with the vain blonde who has her friends over and they think she had some body work done. My gosh only to find she did some remodeling to her house. She becomes so thrilled and they all start drinking some plain old OJ making her feel like a million.
I'm waiting for baseball season to begin so I can see that cable network get that goofball fan to add a baseball field to his house just to watch all the games. He did it for football and basketball nothing wrong with baseball.
The commercial that the food slaps people back in the mouth. If that ever happened to me I'm going to an exorcist pronto. Well there are some of mine, please send comments if you wish they are always welcomed, unless I hate them. Have a great day.
4 comments:
Ahhh Zip San! Skip San would like you to be aware that a duck who flies too long up side down is likely to have a quack up!
Joe, I remember when Wifey and I watched the Yanks each evening like religion. Right behind the batters box was a box that had to go for a corporate million bucks and they would often seat six or so Japanese business men who were accompanied by a well dressed but very, very buxom blonde. Needless to say, they would zoom in on Jeeter or O'Neil and then go full zoom on her .. rack. One night just as they did this she stood and "held them high", under a button down blouse so not lewd. She must have been a "corporate escort" , not a hooker. A friend did this to entertain German execs and it was just dinner and a game since she had her MBA and fluent in half dozen languages. I guess she just had it with the Yankee camera guy.
Skip ... aw, guess you had to be there but Wifey and I roared.
Skip, I am a Phillies fan guess I never saw that on TV or live at the games. All I can say is "Hang them High.
HERE'S ONE YOU WILL LOVE TO HATE. IT WILL BE CALLED "CELEBRETY DIVING'. IT WILL BE ON ABC OF ALL THINGS. HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!!!
Hey Jack: You have it down to the science now. Celebrity Diving the bottom of the barrel is now at hand.
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