GONNA MAKE THEM AN OFFER

Hello Speakies:

Now there are crimes and there are crimes. No crime is acceptable and all criminals should be punished under the law. This crime out of Flagler County, Florida must be handled in a different fashion of the law. Here is the crime:

“PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER TASED AND ROBBED” – Two teenagers were arrested and charged with robbing a “FEMALE” pizza delivery driver. A female no less! They also had a gun. The charges probably will be armed robbery and assault. Let’s throw in a third charge, assault on a female, a female pizza delivery person. Whatever punishment these twin bozos receive will not suffice in JoeyZ’s Land.

We must establish a “Pizza Hit Force.” Men in black responding to calls by delivery drivers having eerie feelings that unknowns are following them on their delivery routes. Perhaps we can arrange for a giant lighted pepperoni pizza spotlight that could flash in the sky to summon our heroes in black. A secret cave located on the out skirts of town that houses a staging area filled with vehicles decorated with painted pepperoni and sausage. These vehicles ready in a moments notice to speed into action in order to protect our beloved pizza and their drivers.

One more assignment to be placed on these men in black is to assure us, the consumers of a properly prepared pizza. We will no longer stand for a cold pizza, one with skimpy toppings or without that extra sauce we ordered. Pizza shops beware the time has come to protect our pizza rights and our Hit Force will be there to Enforce.