HELLO FELLOW ZIPSTERS,
I hope everyone of you enjoyed the holiday weekend and if you thought at least a minute for those who gave their lives for your freedom the Zippy is proud of all of you.
LETS BE HAPPY WITH SOME PUNS AND ONE LINERS:
Obey gravity. It's the law.
If I am what I eat, then I am cheesy!
Hokey Pokey Anonymous, the place to turn yourself around.
I'm only lazy on days that end in a "Y."
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dijon Vu - the same mustard as before.
When tow egotists meet, it's not an I for an I.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Where to Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages.
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent.
NOW FOR THE NUMBER ONE FOR EVERYONE:
THE TOP TEN REASONS WE PROCRASTINATE! SO LET'S GET STARTED.
1. Think about it and send Joey Z your reasons.
Have a great day.
2 comments:
Well, why I procrastinate is simply that it not simple say for instance I awake, as aside from the mornings that I fail to awake, Well right their Zipsters is a huge reason. As opposed to the mornings that I can't procrastinate is because I can't drag my heels on the things that are at home if I'm not, now you folk can understand just how that has delivered us to the crux of the doughnut can't you?
Skipszter?
Skipmeister,
Everyone has that right,I'm in that same boat at times. For a hamburger today, I will gladly pay you on Thursday. Have a great weekend.
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