Tuesday, May 28, 2013
ZIP IS BACK IN THE SADDLE
HELLO FELLOW ZIPSTERS,
I hope everyone of you enjoyed the holiday weekend and if you thought at least a minute for those who gave their lives for your freedom the Zippy is proud of all of you.
LETS BE HAPPY WITH SOME PUNS AND ONE LINERS:
Obey gravity. It's the law.
If I am what I eat, then I am cheesy!
Hokey Pokey Anonymous, the place to turn yourself around.
I'm only lazy on days that end in a "Y."
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dijon Vu - the same mustard as before.
When tow egotists meet, it's not an I for an I.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Where to Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages.
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent.
NOW FOR THE NUMBER ONE FOR EVERYONE:
THE TOP TEN REASONS WE PROCRASTINATE! SO LET'S GET STARTED.
1. Think about it and send Joey Z your reasons.
Have a great day.