HAPPY MAY 15 SPEAKIES

A GOOD HUMP DAY MORNING TO YOU ALL,

On this day of May, we celebrate "National Nylon Stocking Day."  One of the sexiest things a man could dream about.  Garter belts, brief panties, a short nighty and I'm in heaven.  Tell me Guys you don't like this and Joey Z will call you a liar.  Sit back and dream Guys or go into action.

OVER THE RAINBOW DAY - Florida has some beautiful and even double rainbows after a summer storm.  One must be here to enjoy its beauty.  Otherwise we go searching for Dorothy and Toto, this ain't Kansas anymore.

NATIONAL EMPLOYEES HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY - Yes, keeping busting their chops to keep a buffed body like the executives who can afford those days of a gym and personal trainer.  This is followed by a round of golf and a few Martini's at the 19th Hole Bar and Grill.  Pay for their health care coverage so their families can make a living to survive.  Just like the local tourist places in Florida, part-time only and no benefits, I hope Corporate is happy, they own your soul.  Just bend over and say thank you sir, may I have another.

DINOSAUR DAY -  If you want to treat your little ones to dinosaurs and are in the Orlando area, head down to Tampa on I-4.  Plenty of signs directing you to "Dinosaur World", just right of the exit.  There is also a great winery down the road.

CHOCOLATE CHIP DAY - I'll take mine in ice cream or in a chocolate chip cookie.

May is Salad Month - My favorites are a nice Caesar Salad made at table side with all the ingredients that I desire. A nice Cobb Salad is enjoyable also or anything I can create at a salad bar.

SALSA MONTH - One of the best salsa's Roe and I ever had was at Azecta D' Oro, near Orlando. The freshness of their tasty salsa with their hot chips are great. I purchase local store brand salsa or picante sauce to put over burgers and my potato chips.  Sorry but I am addicted and by the way my son Jeff's makes a great salsa too.

Have a great Wednesday and maybe the Zip will do my job tomorrow.  Better give him a call.