GOOD MONDAY MORNING GUYS AND DOLLS

Hello Speakies,

As usual I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are ready to start a brand new week.  Being it is a Monday, let me attack something DOG NAMES.   Some of these names have become sickening to hear so I'll give you those first.  These names are real and can be checked out on the web.

DOGS WITH STRANGE AND I MEAN STRANGEWHIPMPY NAMES:

Johnson - I thought that was used to describe something else in the manly sense.
Puffy - Here is a real protector of the household.
Prozac - Sleepy and one big dope of a dog.
Anastasia - Must be the rebirth of that famous Grand Duchess of Russia, Anastasia Nikolaevna.
Augie Doggy - Sounds like a cartoon character, hey I think it was..
Bam-Bam - Send this puppy back to the Flintstones.
Barfy - The vomit king.
Beano - Clear the house, plenty of farts on the way to you and your family to smell.
Barkowicz - Nice Jewish name.
Binki-Momo - Sounds like a South Pacific Islant Chieftain, all hail to Binki- Momo from Bonga Bonga.

NOW FOR SOME REAL DOG NAMES, THESE ARE REAL DOGS:

Bear - Don't even come near the house at night.
Beau - Just like that French Foreign Legion hero "Beau Geste."  A no fear dog probably can shot a gun tool.
Buttons - A nice name for a sweet dog, male or female.
Killer - Don't even come in the gate to the front yard with this dog on duty.
Fang - This dog will sink you faster than a Vampire.
King - A proud name for any of the larger breed of dogs.
Buddy - A friend for life.
Buster - He will tear your socks and shoes apart.  Remember Buster Brown.
Crash - This dog will knock into walsl and windows, catch his balance and come after you like a crash of thunder.
Luee - My favorite loyal dog, watchful and friendly with children.  Hated cats.
Butch - Reminds me of one of the Little Rascals.  Put a cap on this dog and he will be the talk of the town.
Goliath - This dog is taller than you, so be nice.

I've had some fun for today and will be back soon.  Have a great day and I hope you enjoyed the post.