Tuesday, February 26, 2013
ZIP'S QUIPS FOR TODAY
GOOD MORNING SPEAKIES:
I have assigned Zippy to pass along his quips and information tips to you today. You're on Zippy!
Good morning Speakies and thank you Joey Z for allowing me to entertain your readers today. First of all we will start with some humorous definitions.
Depart - De white line down de middle of the hair (A Cajun viewpoint).
Diplomacy - The art of letting someone else have your way.
Dust - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Eyedropper - A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Gargoyle - Olive flavored mouthwash.
Handkerchief - Cold storage.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Left Bank - What a robber did after his bag was full of loot.
Lymph - A walk with a lisp.
Mosquito - An insect that makes you like flies better.
Now for one last funny saying: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
As my last note for today will be to honor a nut. Today is "National Pistachio Day." I have to tell you a secret, Joey Z loves nuts period (please get that funny smirk off your faces). Peanuts, boiled peanuts, walnuts and cashews however; his favorite is the good old white Pistachio nut. I know this because I have spoken with his wife who confirms this guy is nuts about nuts. Have a great day and thanks again Joey Z.