We have some holidays to celebrate but first more Dumb Laws today’s winner is Arizona let’s see what we can go to jail for.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any crime committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Possible 25 years in jail for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys are forbidden to sleep in bathtubs.
You cannot refuse a person a glass of water.
No more than two dildos in a house. Wonder who made that law up? I can’t stands no more.
Now for the holidays for today and the weekend, get ready to raise our mugs to:
FOOD DAY – I’m all for that holiday each day of the week.
CUCKOO DAY – This is a two way holiday we honor those grand old German made clocks and the crazies that are running around loose on this planet.
TUNA RIGHTS DAY – Taking care of those big fish that are constantly being sought for Japanese sushi. I’ve got an idea eat some fake stuff for a while and let the tuna be or I’ll report you to the “BIG TUNA HIMSELF.” You football fans know who I mean.
RED BARON DAY – That great World War I ace Baron Manfred von Richthofen or the frozen pizza. Put your money on the ACE.
Sunday is “EARTH DAY” do what you can to start preserving our great planet from destruction one of these days.
Well I’m finished for today, but have a great weekend Speakies and be careful out there.
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