Tuesday, February 7, 2012
JERKS OVERBOARD TODAY
Old Joey Z is back and ready for some holiday celebrations. Let’s see what we can celebrate today and of course with a few comments from yours truly.
SEND A CARD TO YOUR FRIENDS DAY – There is not much fun you can make about this holiday. A nice thought so go ahead and do it but tell them you are sorry because they won’t get the card in time.
WAVE YOUR FINGERS AT YOUR NEIGHBOR DAY – I know what finger I would like to wave at some of mine and I’m sure you are too. Let’s do today we have the official right.
DUMP YOUR SIGNIFICANT JERK DAY – Well I can’t dump Roe, I love her but I’m sure at times she would love to dump me. For me personally there are some politicians and governors I would like to drop-kick over a cliff. Abusive parents or those women with boyfriends who abuse the little ones could be placed on a plane and released over the Grand Canyon or the Pacific Ocean, parachute not included. You have plenty of choices my Speakies only if it were true to do legally.
And for you food lovers today is “FETTUCINE ALFREDO DAY.” I’ve eaten Fettucine Alfredo several times with sausage and also with shrimp. I’m more a fan of red sauce with Marinara being my all around favorite. It’s a good night to take your Doll out for a nice Italian dinner and maybe have Fettucine Alfredo.
Have a great day Guys and Dolls.