Happy Thursday Speakies:
Had a great evening celebrating my birthday at home with my lovely wife. We enjoyed a pizza from Al’s with a cold beer and just relaxed. That’s the way to celebrate. I also received a call from my lovely granddaughter and my son and his wife wishing me a Happy Birthday. Number one son called me in the morning and I received e-mail wishes from my future daughter-in-law as well. The folks I work with are great, received a nice gift-certificate for dinner at one of our favorite places, balloons and cake. It’s nice to have great friends and family, thank you all.
Today it’s Dumb State Law Day and the winner today is that Cheese State of Wisconsin. Let us proceed to check out their laws that will make a man shiver.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection, neither shall proceed until the other has. – Okay I’m still shaking my head at that one.
It is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. – I guess it is because it’s the Cheese State.
All cheese making requires a license; Limburger cheese requires a master cheese maker’s license – For what to put in the extra stink.
It is a no no to kiss on a train. – Is sex okay?
All yellow butter is banned as people used to smuggle it in from Illinois.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in prisons – No butter for the yard birds give them lard.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair – What did they do instead?
It is against the law to wave a burning torch in the air – Let a couple of crazies swing torches around and see what happens.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car – Especially when you can aim for a passenger car with all that glass. Well that’s enough for those dumb laws for now. I leave you with a Polish Proverb – “Women cry before the wedding, the men after.”
Have a great evening Guys and Dolls and be careful.
Had a great evening celebrating my birthday at home with my lovely wife. We enjoyed a pizza from Al’s with a cold beer and just relaxed. That’s the way to celebrate. I also received a call from my lovely granddaughter and my son and his wife wishing me a Happy Birthday. Number one son called me in the morning and I received e-mail wishes from my future daughter-in-law as well. The folks I work with are great, received a nice gift-certificate for dinner at one of our favorite places, balloons and cake. It’s nice to have great friends and family, thank you all.
Today it’s Dumb State Law Day and the winner today is that Cheese State of Wisconsin. Let us proceed to check out their laws that will make a man shiver.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection, neither shall proceed until the other has. – Okay I’m still shaking my head at that one.
It is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. – I guess it is because it’s the Cheese State.
All cheese making requires a license; Limburger cheese requires a master cheese maker’s license – For what to put in the extra stink.
It is a no no to kiss on a train. – Is sex okay?
All yellow butter is banned as people used to smuggle it in from Illinois.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in prisons – No butter for the yard birds give them lard.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair – What did they do instead?
It is against the law to wave a burning torch in the air – Let a couple of crazies swing torches around and see what happens.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car – Especially when you can aim for a passenger car with all that glass. Well that’s enough for those dumb laws for now. I leave you with a Polish Proverb – “Women cry before the wedding, the men after.”
Have a great evening Guys and Dolls and be careful.
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