DOUBLE DOSES OF BOZOS

Good Day Guys and Dolls:

A nice sunny and hot day here in Central Florida, the kid here is feeling a little better and I thank my friends for asking. I’m still feeling a little nasty so I’m going to blast another Bozo Organization today. Watching the evening news can really get you ticked off and here’s what I mean.

The Center for Science in the Public, a Washington consumer advocacy group is threatening a lawsuit against McDonald’s for “unfairly and deceptively” marketing toys to children. So here’s my view, a parent takes their child into McDonald’s for a Happy Meal, they have a choice of chicken or a hamburger with healthy choices; milk to drink and apples as a dessert, it’s probably less calories, sugar and fat than some lunches elsewhere. As a nice little bonus the child receives a small toy to collect or play with. What’s wrong with the picture Center for Science Bozo’s? NOTHING it’s just some other stupid thing to waste America’s courts and time with. Let me ask the CEO’s and all those big wigs of this advocacy group a question. Do you remember as a child that wonderful treat you ate called “Cracker Jack?” Yes, that snack consisting of caramel coated popcorn and peanuts and packaged with a prize of little or no value inside which the company began putting in the year 1912. Weren’t you so anxious to get the prize first than eat the snack? What has really changed, I guess you are getting to be just grumpy old men and women. Lighten up Center for Science.

The next object of my affection goes to General McChrystal. This Bozo gets paid for an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, criticizes the President, the VP and others in the government for their policies. In my opinion the military brass loves to carry on war for their macho image and have something else to do except sitting on their asses shuffling paperwork.
Listen General you took payment for what you said and if you were in the Russian Army you’d be breaking ice in Siberia right now. So take your resignation and stick it between your legs and head to the White House. Better yet I hope he fires you.

Strictly the opinions of JoeyZ. Have a great day Speakies.