Are all the loonies in Florida or do some of the village idiots still reside in your state? Over the weekend this was a news story from Polk County, Florida and this is for real. A woman wanted a Pop Tart for breakfast, her boyfriend refused to give her one, so she stabbed the living daylights out of him. His fate is in the hands of Kellogs.
The moral of this story, when your sweetie awakes offer to take her to breakfast at the Waffle House. Get the point.