Fruitland Park, FL - Reggie a spider monkey who escaped from the Liebel Brothers Circus several weeks ago is back home today. He evaded several homeowners who were trying to capture him in their neighborhood. Finally he was spotted again hanging from a tree, the determined rescue residents decided to feed him Coke, potato chips and Twinkies, until the owner came by to grab him. Poor Reggie he was probably sugar shocked.
Panama City, FL - 33 year old Sir Terrence Croskery, a motel guest tried to scare off deputies with a medieval battle ax, a knife and a long sword. The Bay County deputies arrived at the scene after guests at the motel complained that a guest was acting strange. After the deputies arrived, Knight Croskery threw the battle ax at them and proceeded to lock himself in the bathroom. When they finally broke down the door, they found the knight unconscious holding his broad sword and dagger. This Knight of the Round Table will be charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer. Sir Croskery sure took that video game too serious.
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