DUMB BUT NOT ONE OF THE CRAZIES

Good afternoon readers, I bid you all hello from partly sunny Florida this afternoon. Here's another true story from our great state. I can not consider this a crazies story but it will be filed there for reading purposes. Mascotte, Florida: Michael Howarth, an escaped inmate found walking along the road. Now here's the story, Michael was serving time for a 1991 burglary; he had no priors and was sentenced to 18 years. A rather harsh punishment in my eyes, considering this state is letting out rapists, child molesters and other low life's in a few years. Michael was set to be released in 2012, however his libido started to get the best of him.

Michael was in a minimum security institution and had been exchanging notes with a female on the outside. Well, Michael decided to walk away, meet her to satisfy his needs and return to his work release job. A wonderful idea, however Mikey got stuck in a Mud Bog and sank up to his waist. By the time he got free it was too late to return, so he went traveling down the Yellow Brick Road to freedom never meeting the lady of his loins. He was apprehended and returned to jail. I feel sorry for you Mike having to serve such a long sentence, but you did a dumb thing. Good Luck.