IT TICKS ME OFF SPEAKIES:
As you all heard on the tube, Florida is getting drenched by Tropical Storm Debbie, causing a great deal of rain and flooding to many areas. This storm started here in Central Florida on Sunday, making the balance of the weekend a washout. I found myself napping, bored and trying to find something to watch on the boob tube of interest. Finally a show caught my eye called “UNIQUE PIZZA’S.” Being a lover of the original Trenton Tomato Pies I had to watch this special and see exactly what is unique. Some of the pizza’s that were made looked good and some I don’t know where the people came up with the idea that it’s a pizza. Here we go with some of the toppings that were used:
Pizza topped with crushed cooked potatoes and corn and ham. Put in on a dinner plate and eat it not on pizza dough.
A Cheese Head Pizza made with just olive oil and cheddar cheese let me guess it’s for you Packer fans.
If you like clams there was a great looking pie from the New England area, think the place was called Frank Pepe’s.
Macaroni and Cheese Pizza, Roe said she would like to try it; after all she is a Mac and Cheese nut. For me it’s a thumbs down like a gladiator marked for death in the arena.
Fruit and Ham Pizza – Must be a West Coast thing.
BBQ Chicken Pizza – Some like it, I don’t, chicken belongs on a plate or at a picnic.
And now for the “OFFICIAL JOEY Z PIZZA TOPPING LIST.” Only these toppings should ever be allowed on pizzas. PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, PEPPERS, ONIONS, ANCHOVIES AND FRESH GARLIC. I have said my piece and await the responses of my adversaries.