Caught a crazy today, headline Marion County, Florida. Name to be withheld to protect the privates. A Marion County deputy arrested Mr. Nude while driving his motorcycle butt naked and drunk on Interstate 75. Nudie was given several sobriety tests but failed each one. He only remembers being at Hooter’s and than had no idea where he was going. I guess his flipper was a flop to the Hooter’s girls. He has been convicted on several DUI charges in the past all with his clothes off. His license was revoked for 10 years. Guess what Mr. Nude, I don’t think you are getting it back; in fact you are facing 5 years in the pen. Take your clothes off there and you will get a lot of attention.
If this ever makes your local news or You Tube check it out. I saw the arrest on the local news here last night.