I could not pass this news flash up before I left for the weekend. Headline news out of Volusia County, Florida – A man’s gas passing during dinner turned into a violent incident. Deputies say two men were having dinner last night when one of the men passed gas on the other man’s food. The classy gent advised Mr. Fart it was not nice to pass gas on one’s food and started to chase him around the house. Mr. Fart thought it was funny and that they were just playing a game. When the chase ended Mr. Classy told Fart Man that he’s getting his gun. Farty fled out of the house on to find Mr. Classy on his heals with a baseball bat instead of a gun. Classy proceeded to smash every window on Farty’s car plus supplying some body dents.
Fart Man waived down a local deputy who placed Classy under arrest for vandalism. Classy posted his bail and is now free roaming Volusia County. As a lesson don’t pass any gas near any Mr. Class.