PAELLA AND COUNTRY; DON'T GET ANY BETTER

It’s Spanish Paella Day Speakies:

Paella is something I’m going to try one day, call it one of my Bucket List Food items. Paella is a Valencian rice dish that originated in Valencia on the east coast of Spain. The most famous I’ve ever seen is the seafood paella. The key ingredients are various seafood, calasparra or bomba rice’s, saffron and olive oil. The closes American seafood dish would be cioppino which includes shrimp, fish, various shellfish and specifically Dungeness crab along with garlic and tomatoes. Sounds good to me also another Bucket List Food to try.

Now for one of my favorite holidays, “GOOFY COUNTRY SONG TITILES” and away we go and these are real.

BILLY BROKE MY HEART AT WALGREENS AND I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO SEARS.

DON’T CHOP ANY WOOD MOTHER; I’M COMING HOME WITH A LOAD.

GET OFF THE TABLE MABEL, THE TWO DOLLARS IS FOR THE BEER.

HOLD ON TO YOUR MEN, SHE’S SINGLE AGAIN.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?

I FELL FOR HER, SHE FELL FOR HIM AND HE FELL FOR ME.

I WANT A BEER AS COLD AS MY EX-WIFE’S HEART.

I WISH I WERE IN DIXIE TONIGHT, BUT SHE’S OUT OF TOWN.

I’M THE ONLY HELL MOMMA EVER RAISED.

JESUS LOVES ME BUT HE CAN’T STAND YOU.

MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK TODAY.

MOMMY, CAN I STILL CALL HIM DADDY?

RED NECKS, WHITE SOCKS AND BLUE RIBBON BEER.

SHE BROKE MY HEART, I BROKE HER JAW.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST – WOULD JESUS WEAR A ROLEX ON HIS TELEVISION SHOW?

Those are for real Guys and dolls hope you had a good laugh we will do this again soon. Have a great day and be careful out there.