Tuesday, April 30, 2013
ZIPPY IS STEPPING IN AGAIN WITH HIS QUIPS
GOOD MORNING ZIPPY LOVERS,
It is my pleasure to write this post on Joey Z's blog site. He's a great boss and good friend to me so let me get started right now before my goose maybe cooked.
SOME FUN FACTS TO SHARE:
Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. Joey Z has one but I show no fear from the man in charge and it looks pretty good too..
Coffee is the second largest item of international commerce in the world. The largest is petrol, just call it oil and watch the countries of the planet Earth fight for it.
In ancient Peru, when a woman found an ugly potato, it was the custom for her to push it into the face of the nearest man. Just like the 3 Stooges and those cream pies.
When George I became King of England in 1714, his wife did not become Queen. He placed her under house arrest for 32 years. Ain't that a bitch.
The richest 10 percent of the French people are approximately fifty times better off than the poorest 10 percent. No comment on that one, Maybe Disney had something to do with that move.
Henry VII was the only British King to be crowned on the field of battle. If you ever saw the movie Troy with Brad Pitt, in the beginning playing Achilles he defeat a giant from the other country. The king of that country asked him his name to which he responded. His next comment was that Kings should fight their own battles first. Hail to Henry VII.
THINGS THAT WE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES:
You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. That is true in those WWII movies I watch.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
Well there is a few facts for everyone, have a great day and wonderful evening from the Zip.