Wednesday, April 24, 2013
HAPPY HUMP DAY FROM ZIPPY
HELLO GUYS AND DOLLS,
It has been awhile since I wrote on Joey's Speak Easy, so the boss gave me the okay today. Here is a little humor from Zippy.
ZIPPY'S AMAZING FACTS:
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
Pinocchio is Italian for pine eye (Pino is Italian for pine, Occhio is Italian for eye).
Camels milk doesn't curdle.
Checkmate comes from the Persian phrase "shah mat" which means the king is dead.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds while dogs have only ten.
91% of Americans lie daily.
FUN FACTS FOR TODAY:
Native American Indians used to name their children after the first thing they saw as they left their tepees subsequent to the birth. Hence such strange names as Sitting Bull and Running Water.
The Dutch in general prefer their french fries with mayo and not with ketchup. Poor choice.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover the onset of baldness. Caesar why didn't you try the Bosley technique.
Atilla the Hun is thought to have been a dwarf. I recently seen a show on the History Channel regarding Atilla. He was the most brutal leader ever. It is said the fathered thousands of children and we all should have a part of his DNA. I haven't had the urge to let my hair grow longer, carry a shield and ax.
That is enough for Zippy today, have a great day and evening.