WEEKEND WISHES GUYS AND DOLLS

HAPPY FRIDAY AND A HAPPY WEEKEND TO COME TO ALL MY SPEAKIES:

RAISE YOUR GLASSES TO THE FOLLOWING HOLIDAYS TODAY:

ASK A STUPID QUESTION - ALL I CAN SAY TO THAT IS GIVE A STUPID ANSWER.  I.E. WHY IS THE SKY BLUE DADDY?  BECAUSE IT'S NOT GREEN SEE WHAT I MEAN. LET THE STUPID QUESTIONS COME AND BLAST THEM WITH STUPID ANSWERS.  AMEN TO THIS HOLIDAY.

TEACHER'S DAY - TO ME ONE OF THE HARDEST PROFESSIONS IN ALL TO PURSUE.   POOR SALARY, LONG HOURS AND THAT INCLUDES WORKING AT HOME AND ALL OF US KNOW THE BULLSHIT THEY PUT UP WITH.  THIS NOT ONLY COMES FROM STUDENTS, BUT SCHOOL BOARDS AND OF COURSE THEIR OWN ADMINISTRATION.  ALL TEACHERS DESERVE CREDIT FOR A JOB WELL DONE AND I'M PROUD TO HONOR THEM TODAY.  SORRY IF I TELL THE TRUTH IN MY POSTS AND IF I POST A FEW INAPPROPRIATE WORDS I HAVE THAT RIGHT.  GO TEACHERS FROM JOEY Z!

GONE-TO-POT-DAY - I DON'T MEAN PUTTING A POT ROAST IN FOR DINNER.  JOEY Z IS TALKING FUBAR AND TO BE POLITE IT IS "FOULED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION."  YOU SERVICE GUYS KNOW WHAT THE TRUE MEANING OF FUBAR IS!

NOW LET'S TALK FOOD AND DRINK:

CHOCOLATE MILK DAY - STILL MY FAVORITE JUST AS A MILK DRINK.  NOW IF YOU LIKE RING DINGS, TASTY KAKES OR FUNNY BONES ONLY WHITE MILK WILL DO.

CORNED BEEF HASH DAY - WHEN I WAS IN THE SERVICE I NEVER TRIED SHIT ON A SHINGLE OR CORNED BEEF ON ITS OWN.  NOW I LOVE HASH BUT PREFER ROAST BEEF HASH TO CORNED BEEF.  LAY A LITTLE SCRAMBLED EGGS AND POTATOES AND THERE IS A BREAKFAST TO BE DESIRED.

STRAWBERRY CREAM PIE DAY - YOU CAN HAVE IT, I LOVE TRADITIONAL PIES MYSELF.

HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY, WONDERFUL WEEKEND AND SOON TO RETURN WILL BE ZIP'S QUIPS.