Happy Hump Day Speakies:
Hoping you all had a pleasant evening last night and are ready to start a brand new day. Grab some coffee; a little Danish and your day will start off right. Today we celebrate “DO GROUCHY PEOPLE A FAVOR DAY.” I know I can get grouchy and I’m told don’t talk to me for the rest of the day. So try not to be a grouch anymore besides it puts wrinkles on your face and you look ugly.
Now it’s time to do some attacking Joey Z style. Once again it is time to vent my steam on stupid commercials, people, planned projects and other thorns in my butt.
Our new great governor in Florida is trying to cut everything in his budget proposal education, the legal system, police officers and teachers you name it and it’s on his list. This Bozo should be behind bars for his insurance company fraud instead of in Tallahassee, hope those who voted for him are happy you butt wipes. Big March against him coming up in Tallahassee soon.
Heard this one on the news last night, NASA is afraid of further federal budget cuts, they had plans to send astronauts to an asteroid. Why the hell do you want to explore an asteroid? Do they think they will find the remains of Bruce Willis and his oil drillers from the movie Armageddon there? Wake up NASA you can’t even fix the shuttles to take off anymore. Every week it’s back to the launch pad and back to the hanger for more repairs. If I were an astronaut you wouldn’t get me on that bucket of bolts.
Here in Florida the Casey Anthony Case (The Tot Mom accused of murdering her little daughter). Quit dragging out all those preliminary tidbits on this case and get to trial. The defense counsel has wasted enough of the tax payer’s money for the past two years.
Now for commercials, there are too many to name in one post, but here is one I saw last night. The family sitting around the dinner table and the wife is texting her husband that her parents are moving in. Then she texts her daughter that she is giving them her bedroom and can set up a twitter to help ease the little girl’s pain. Whoever wrote this commercial I’d like to ease your pain nimyo. That Zoom Zoom kid is going to get zoomed soon.
Here’s another gem, guy going to work spots hot female plumber going next door. He runs into his bathroom and starts dumping everything into the toilet hoping to clog it. His wife catches him dumping the dog food and gives him that strange look. I would go over to the toilet and dump his head and keep flushing until that idiot’s brains came out. There is more to come but not today I’m turning into a GROUCH.
Today is also “NATIONAL ALMOND DAY.” Go out and grab a hand full, this grouch is going to search for a Hershey’s Almond Bar. HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS AND DOLLS.
Hoping you all had a pleasant evening last night and are ready to start a brand new day. Grab some coffee; a little Danish and your day will start off right. Today we celebrate “DO GROUCHY PEOPLE A FAVOR DAY.” I know I can get grouchy and I’m told don’t talk to me for the rest of the day. So try not to be a grouch anymore besides it puts wrinkles on your face and you look ugly.
Now it’s time to do some attacking Joey Z style. Once again it is time to vent my steam on stupid commercials, people, planned projects and other thorns in my butt.
Our new great governor in Florida is trying to cut everything in his budget proposal education, the legal system, police officers and teachers you name it and it’s on his list. This Bozo should be behind bars for his insurance company fraud instead of in Tallahassee, hope those who voted for him are happy you butt wipes. Big March against him coming up in Tallahassee soon.
Heard this one on the news last night, NASA is afraid of further federal budget cuts, they had plans to send astronauts to an asteroid. Why the hell do you want to explore an asteroid? Do they think they will find the remains of Bruce Willis and his oil drillers from the movie Armageddon there? Wake up NASA you can’t even fix the shuttles to take off anymore. Every week it’s back to the launch pad and back to the hanger for more repairs. If I were an astronaut you wouldn’t get me on that bucket of bolts.
Here in Florida the Casey Anthony Case (The Tot Mom accused of murdering her little daughter). Quit dragging out all those preliminary tidbits on this case and get to trial. The defense counsel has wasted enough of the tax payer’s money for the past two years.
Now for commercials, there are too many to name in one post, but here is one I saw last night. The family sitting around the dinner table and the wife is texting her husband that her parents are moving in. Then she texts her daughter that she is giving them her bedroom and can set up a twitter to help ease the little girl’s pain. Whoever wrote this commercial I’d like to ease your pain nimyo. That Zoom Zoom kid is going to get zoomed soon.
Here’s another gem, guy going to work spots hot female plumber going next door. He runs into his bathroom and starts dumping everything into the toilet hoping to clog it. His wife catches him dumping the dog food and gives him that strange look. I would go over to the toilet and dump his head and keep flushing until that idiot’s brains came out. There is more to come but not today I’m turning into a GROUCH.
Today is also “NATIONAL ALMOND DAY.” Go out and grab a hand full, this grouch is going to search for a Hershey’s Almond Bar. HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS AND DOLLS.
4 comments:
Hi Joe:)
I am a Hitler/Stalin combo before coffee and as the day goes on I become Gandhi LOL:)
Funny Mack I only drink one cup a day at work in the a.m. I use to drink it at home at night but haven't in over a year. Love that cup at work.
Those new commercials for that "5 Hour Energy" in a tiny bottle get my dander, gander and I'd love to goose the yo-yo yahoo with a cactus that came up with this one.
They show the guy come down and act all "Mister Smarter Than Thou" because he just opens this little bottle one slug and done, then he flops down to read the paper with all that time he saved making coffee.
And he has this look like boy are you guys dumb. You actually relax and enjoy a cup in the morning but me, no way, I, I am too important.
This is sad, one of the few joys in life is the smell of that fresh brewed java. Funny, how things stand out but I remember on a flight to Switzerland all of a sudden the cabin filled with the smell of this wonderful coffee. I was taking my Mom to see "Heidi" and the goats (her dream trip), and I'll never forget how her face lit up with that aroma. She was a coffee lover too.
Grouchy? That cruddy commericial with that brat makes me want to kick the chair out from under him and scream get your feet off the table you whiny imp! :( :(
I second Joe's "aaaaaarrrrgggg".
On a lighter note to perhaps brighten your day? There was a rumor out there that OJ got his taxi waxed in jail this week. I guess he got on the wrong side of Bubba before he had his morning cup?
Skip
Skip: They just had a report on those 5 hour energy drinks, one is like drinking 6 to 12 cans of cola. Those yuppies always want to be on the go,with no stopping to smell the flowers on their way. I'm happy for OJ.
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