Top of the Morning to you Guys and Dolls:
Thursday is upon us and we all know what tomorrow brings that great day of work FRIDAY. I was checking something out yesterday driving home all the different specialty license plates they have in Florida. I wear glasses but could not even make out the writing on the plate on the car in front of me it looked like a modern art painting with words and numbers. I did a little research last night and checked out the number of different plates Florida has, there must be an excess of 75 specialty plates you can order. I thought it would be fun to list those available and then add some JoeyZ would like to see made available to the residents of the Sunshine State. Here are some current winners:
PROTECT FLORIDA WHALES
Thursday is upon us and we all know what tomorrow brings that great day of work FRIDAY. I was checking something out yesterday driving home all the different specialty license plates they have in Florida. I wear glasses but could not even make out the writing on the plate on the car in front of me it looked like a modern art painting with words and numbers. I did a little research last night and checked out the number of different plates Florida has, there must be an excess of 75 specialty plates you can order. I thought it would be fun to list those available and then add some JoeyZ would like to see made available to the residents of the Sunshine State. Here are some current winners:
PROTECT FLORIDA WHALES
SAVE WILD FLORIDA – WHO THE ANIMALS, THE ENVIRONMENT OR THE CRAZIES THAT LIVE HERE
TREES ARE COOL – I LIKE TREES, THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS
IN GOD WE TRUST – THAT ONE SHOULD STAY ON MONEY ONLY
NASCAR – THAT’S FOR THE CRAZIES THAT HAVE LICENSES IN THIS STATE
SUPPORT HOMEOWNERSHIP FOR ALL – WE HAVE ENOUGH FORECLOSURES HERE WHY NOT
SHARE THE ROAD – THAT’S A GOOD ONE FOR SOME OF THOSE IDIOT DRIVERS
VISIT OUR LIGHTS – WHERE ARE THEY; WHAT ARE THEY
SUPPORT SOCCER – THAT’S A BIG SPORT DOWN HERE AS BIG AS LACROSS
THERE ARE ALSO PLATES FOR EVERY PRO SPORTS TEAM IN THE STATE AND EVERY UNIVERSITY AS WELL. NOW LET ME GIVE YOU MY REQUESTS FOR NEW PLATES THAT MUST BE MADE.
SAVE THE FIRE ANT
DON’T RUN OVER THE ARMADILLOS
REDNECKS ARE HUMAN TOO
SAVE THE SAND CRANES FROM CARELESS DRIVERS
SUPPORT EDUCATION WE NEED HELP HERE
PROTECT THE GECKO
WE NEED A GOOD TOMATO PIE
There is a few to get started now if they only made the prisoners make them we could keep those guys and dolls busy longer and not let them out. Have a great day Speakies.
4 comments:
They need some of those plates
for Jersey too.
YEAH FROM JERSEY DONT LIKE IT KISS MY AZZ
YEAH JERSEY FUGGETTABOUTIT
JIMMY HOFFA BURIED HERE
EINSTEIN & EDISON NJERS SNOOKI NYER
JERSEY TOMATOS FOREVER , PAL
:)
Those are good ones Mack I like the Tomato one. Maybe I should add one to my list. "TOO MANY TOMATOES IN JERSEY SEND THEM TO FLORIDA."
Durned Armordillers get all drunk and then sleep it off along side the road and tie up traffic.
or
Got Dillo?
or
Armadillo, the er ... other white meat?
Have you adopted a Armadiller latley? Somewhere out there is a homeless little furry (you got to glue it on yer' self), cuddly dilly of a diller just waiting for you.
Guess who? :)
Skip: I stay away from those little armored rodents. All they do is dig up flower beds and grass in search of the eternal grub.
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