GET A CHUCKLE OR TWO

Good Morning Speakies:

A Happy Thursday to you all. I’m in a goofy mood today and found some more actual funny country music song titles so here they are to give you a chuckle or two:

How Can I Miss You, If You Won’t Go Away.

I Keep Forgetten, I Forgot About You.

I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don’t Run; So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well.

I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him.

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting Better.

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling.

Mama Get A Hammer, There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head.

Now those songs are One Hit Wonders.

ATTENTION TOMATO PIE LOVERS, MY SON CALLED ME LAST NIGHT. HE WAS WATCHING MAN VS. FOOD ON THE TRAVEL CHANNEL AND NEXT WEDNESDAY’S NEW SHOW IS FEATURING MARUCAS TOMATO PIES AT THE BOARDWALK IN SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ. MARUCAS ORIGINALLY STARTED IN TRENTON, NJ AND THEIR LOCATION WAS ON SOUTH OLDEN AVE. NEAR THE OLDEN THEATRE. GREAT TOMATO PIES. I WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED ON THIS SUBJECT.