IT'S MONDAY AND WE HAVE DUMB LAWS

Hello Speakies:

Here’s hoping you all had a great weekend and enjoyed the Super Bowl and not suffering from any hangovers. Each state has some dumb laws written on the books, so I thought maybe this week or over the next few weeks we can take a look on some of those laws still in existence. Why not start with the state of Florida. Now these are for real and I’m not going to embarrass the cities involved.

It is illegal to molest a Key Deer. – Who would want to?

Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands. – Most of the bikini girls are gone.

It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. – What village idiot wrote that one?

The molestation of trash cans is banned. – Didn’t know they had feelings.

Torpedoes may not be set off in the city- I guess submarines aren’t allowed on the road either.

Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station. – OK.

It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery. Oh the humanity.

Well Speakies there you go with some strange laws to obey when you visit the Sunshine State. Have no fear other states your dumb laws will be listed on JoeyZ’s site soon. Have a great day and stay clear of the law.