Good Day Guys and Dolls:
Hope you all are having a great morning so far and I wish the same for you the rest of the day and night. We have one holiday to celebrate today and that is “Read in the Bathtub Day”. So if you are not working or for those lovely Dolls of mine at home, fill up the tub with nice warm water, some bubble bath, soak and read your favorite book.
I thought we should check out some more dumb laws, this time in my home state of Jersey, so here we go:
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas – still in effect today.
It is against the law for a man to knit during fishing season.
You may not slurp your soup.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
No street side trees may be planted that “obscure the air.”
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
All cats must wear 3 bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6p.m., unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
And finally, “It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.”
Okay Jersey people and those planning to visit, obey those laws. Have a great day Speakies.
Hope you all are having a great morning so far and I wish the same for you the rest of the day and night. We have one holiday to celebrate today and that is “Read in the Bathtub Day”. So if you are not working or for those lovely Dolls of mine at home, fill up the tub with nice warm water, some bubble bath, soak and read your favorite book.
I thought we should check out some more dumb laws, this time in my home state of Jersey, so here we go:
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas – still in effect today.
It is against the law for a man to knit during fishing season.
You may not slurp your soup.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
No street side trees may be planted that “obscure the air.”
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
All cats must wear 3 bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6p.m., unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
And finally, “It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.”
Okay Jersey people and those planning to visit, obey those laws. Have a great day Speakies.
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