Good Day Speakies:
Well Thursday is here and not much happening in the Sunshine State, still waiting for rain and the forest fire threats are growing. What to write about today, maybe some more stuff that gets my gander boiling, hey that’s it more stuff that I hate. Let’s get going:
People dressing up their dogs for Christmas and submitting those stupid pictures to the internet or newspapers. A dog is a dog and should not be dressed up like an elf or Santa. Stop that nonsense.
Stores and the Internet are having Black Friday Sales before Thanksgiving, Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving, don’t break tradition you money grabbing vultures.
Here is a story from Central Florida, two women leave their two children at Wal-Mart after they were spotted shop lifting there. Dumb Butts. Those children were taken away from the losers and placed with the grandparents. I think the crazies of the universe have settled in Florida.
Prince William gets engaged to be married to his fiancĂ©e Kate, gives her his mother’s ring. That’s nice and I’m happy for the couple, but it does not deserve an hour news special. The day they get married the show will last 24 hours and you can watch the love bird’s event all day and night. Kate is an attractive young woman and Prince Billy is better looking than his stuffed shirt daddy.
I saw a stupid commercial last night about some kind of meal, I can’t remember what it was but the family was sitting around the table and saying how good the food was. After they said it was good, they flew off their chairs into the walls, glass doors and the fireplace. Advertisers come up with this nonsense and make money, what are the rest of us doing wrong.
People that you give breaks to in traffic and never acknowledge you with a thanks or a wave. I plan to stop giving breaks shortly, I never get a thank you back but when I get one I give out the old big wave. Come on people know when to say Thank You after someone allows you into traffic.
I read a local article yesterday the content is not important, after reading it I scrolled down to read the different reader’s comments. Here was one response “You always say you would do it different in New York, New Jersey or Philadelphia, than why don’t you move back.” I say “Get out of the Stone Age Asshole and educate yourself.”
Well I better not offend anyone any more, so I bid you all a good day and evening and remember tomorrow is Friday.
5 comments:
Food commercials? Top on my list for the horrible negative sell is that cereal where they father goes into a hissy crying fit about how the kid is threatening his health if the kid eats the stuff. Dad will drop like a stone. Now, some of us indeed have issues and don't need the guilt trip nor would those trumped up claims ever hold up under scrutiny so, put a cork in it will ya?
I also hate commercials that appeal to women where they need to get a smug "I am soooo smart and clever" look. It's a pasta dish you just ate you weenie, you did not invent the cure for malaria.
KFC and the "Double Down" what ever that is supposed to mean. The "guys" all get a bad boy mean looks, like they be "the bomb" as they scarf into a "sandwich" that is all fried chicken, cheese and bacon. That gentlemen is true civil disobedience and acts like that made our country what it is today. Actually that last sentence is probably sadly accurate.
As JoeZ's intro sez .. "How my doin?"
Add the whole family sitting there with full maws and chewing with their mouths open. Thank God for the remote, at least we don't have to get up.
Skip
You hit the nail on the head Skip.
Oh sorry, I meant to say ..
SAMMICH
Skip (muted scream)
WE might not do it better in Jersey but we do it with STYLE :)
LOL
That we do Mack along with a little more smarts.
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