Good Day Guys and Dolls:
As you all know who visit my blog, I wrote a book last year and it was published in September, called “I Hate Everybody (And Other Things). HINT, HINT, HINT. In a comical way I wrote about things that annoy me and probably you too. Since then I found out more new things and people that annoy me and since I’m may not write another book regarding that, I thought it would be fun to list a few of them here. I want you to comment and tell me what bugs you also. I mean it, get those thoughts together and send me your reasons why. We may get a great collection of pissy off things. Here we go:
Last night I was watching America’s Got Talent and some of the acts they put through to Los Angeles for the chance to win it all was a shame. Just for instance, some redhead who was playing the organ and had the voice of a screech owl. The second one was an 11-year old kid who thinks he is God’s gift to Rap. This kid has all the moves and dresses like Little Bow Wow. He’s got talent but is annoying take up the sax kid instead.
Justin Bieber – Another wonder boy in show biz. PLEASE! He’ll pass like that kid from Home Alone.
Lindsay Lohan – Tired of hearing about her. Throw her in jail for a year and maybe she’ll get wise to the world in which we live.
You are waiting for a parking spot and some other jerk-a-mo takes it from you. Do that down here and you may get shot. Lots of crazies in Florida and I keep my distance from them.
This one is from my book but still annoys me, people at the lunch meat counter ordering 4 or 5 slices of everything the store carries. You buy lunch meat or cheese; it’s a half-pound or a pound purchase. Cut this stuff out with 1 or 2 slices.
Parents carrying babies in that papoose pouch on their chest put the kid in a proper stroller and don’t give me any of those Dr. Spock theories.
Ketchup on a hot dog, dogs are meant for mustard and relish, you put ketchup on a burger or fries.
Well gang that’s a few of the things that annoy me. All in fun, well maybe some. If you like my thinking, get out there and buy my book, I’m going to need a retirement fund in less than 2 years and anything helps. Have a great day and a wonderful evening.
St. Augustine, Florida
May 24, 2013
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We adopted Luee from the Humane Society in 1996. He was 2 years old, but still a pup. He has slowed down a bit; his age is catching up to him. He is the best dog anyone could ever have. Luee had to be put to sleep on April 15, 2009. Rest in Peace Pup.
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5 comments:
Everybody knows that BBQ sauceis the only thing that should be on a hot dog!!! Love ya dad.
I want to try a Chicago Dog and I also found out there is no more Casino in Trenton or in the area, sad days. Love you too.
From your things that annoy ..
You know what really burns my adz?
Little flames about a foot and a half high.
or the joke about a guy grabbing a parking spot?
A gal in a Large Range Rover is waiting patiently for a parking place.
In zips a guy with a little Mazda Miata at the last second and as he walks past her with a triumphant look on his face and he sez ... "See what you can do with a zippy little sports car"
The gal rams the Rover into gear and crushes the Miata into a crumpled heap. She get out and as she walks by him she sezzzz ... "See what you can do when you're rich?"
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Hot Dog Johnnies on Rt. 46 is still there and it's in Buttzville NJ. The place must be world famous because a guy was here from CA and when he saw the cup he begged for it. That is like cup #3 so I quit buying them.
At Johnnies . . mustard, Jewish pickel and onions.
They only sell buttermilk or root beer and if you want a Coke or burger go somewhere else.
They close for a week during prime ski season but they were always the prime "on my way to the Pocono's" stop.
skip
Thanks for the comments Skip always appreciated.
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