Well Friday is upon us again and the start of the weekend is a few hours away. Do I detect laughter and joy from my Guys and Dolls; I know I feel that way. Two days off with things I want to do or not to do. Well we do have some holidays, so let’s see what we can toast:
Legal Assistants Day – What would lawyers do without them? Give them all a raise.
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day – OK it’s JoeyZ Appreciation Day.
Earth Hour – This holiday means turn off the lights that you are not using, don’t waste energy.
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day – I’ll have more about this further down the post.
Viagra Day- I’m sure a lot of guys will get a rise out of this holiday.
Palm Sunday – The start of Easter Week.
Weed Appreciation Day – Breakout the Round-Up and start the celebration.
Now back to Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, these are for real; you know JoeyZ could not give this holiday a rest. Here we go:
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye.
If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me.
If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low.
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self-Service Pump.
And Finally – How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me.
Have A Great Weekend Guys and Dolls.