Good Morning Guys and Dolls:
Hope you all had a pleasant evening with your loved ones or by yourself. Tourists are down here in Central Florida for the Easter vacation, the roads are becoming crowded and one needs eyes in back of their heads. We have people from all over the world driving down here and some are not too quick on the roadways. Enough of my complaining let’s check out what we can celebrate today.
Doctor’s Day – Life savers of Mankind, it’s your day to shine in the sun.
Grass Is Always Browner On The Other Side Of The Fence Day – It's a day to honor all those who did not quit the “same old job” or did not leave the ”same old relationship” because things seemed to look better somewhere else.
Pencil Day – This is your day pushers enjoy. And for the Pencils my favorite is a Number 2.
It’s time for “Dumb State Laws.” Today I’ll pick on Florida’s northern neighbor state of Georgia. Now some of these laws are state-wide and some just city ordinances. Here Y’All go:
If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and five years in jail. – Sounds fishy to me.
All citizens must own a rake.
Adult book stores may not sell alcohol – that could get ugly if they did.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo – no comment on that one.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 p.m. - they should be home by 10:00 p.m. anyway.
It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair – I guess that would be a fart.
No tattooing on Sunday.
Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits – you may get into a law suit with the Pygmies over this one.
Stink bombs are not allowed in the city limits – ruins all the 4th of July fun.
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards – never thought about planning one there.
No one may tease an idiot – the village could get cruel.
Well Speakies have a great day, be careful out there and enjoy the evening.