QUOTES FAMOUS AND NOT SO

Hello Speakies: People are always quoting this and quoting that, reminding you to do this and that. We need funny stuff to remember and help us pass those sometimes boring hours at work. Never fear Joey Z is here. I'm here to give you some famous quotes and hope you all have a chuckle or two.

Committees - The true definition is a body of persons selected to consider and act or report on some matter. Now here is the definition we all can relate to: A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Here are some more quotes to cheer your day from the one and only Rodney Dangerfield, one of my favorite comedians:

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth; that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

HAVE A GREAT DAY