RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, CHICKENS, DO SOME SCRAPBOOKING AND START PAYING A DECENT WAGE

HAPPY MAY SPEAKIES:

It’s Monday but it is also the start of a new month. The spring month of May has arrived. When I was a kid I loved May, warmer weather up north, light enough to play baseball a little longer and I liked the smell of the grass and flowers and of course going fishing with my Dad after supper. I wonder if the Russians are still doing their big May Day Parade of all their weapons and troops in Moscow which was always a frightening sight on TV for me as a kid.

Here are some of the monthly celebrations in May:

Older Americans Month – I’m getting into that category; give me a little respect.

National Scrapbooking Month – This one is for you Roe. Check out her site under my blog listings “Creative Liberties”, she’s quite the artist in my eyes and does some wonderful and professional design work.

National Bike Month – Teach those kiddies the proper safety rules when riding their bikes. For those bozo speed racers with their spandex pants and little alien helmets stay in the bike lanes and don’t ride three abreast. WATCH OUT FOR THE SPRING LOADED BOXING GLOVE.

Respect the Chicken Month – Alright I won’t eat chicken this month. We had a chicken that a neighbor kept for a pet however this chicken called my back patio area his bedroom at night. We named him Charlie; however when we found eggs one morning, Charlie was no longer a Charlie but became a Charlene. We finally gave that chicken over to one of the farmers down the road no more free range eggs for me.

As far as this week goes we celebrate some holidays so I’m going to pick these:

Worthy Wage Day – Hopefully one day we will see that in this country again. The corporations who run this country and their overpaid executives, board members and rich stock holders would rather send their business overseas instead of paying decent wages to us Americans. This subject pisses me off. These companies want tax breaks while forcing Americans out of work and sending their manufacturing over to China, India and those other third world countries. If you have your products made outside the US; you pay a price to our government for doing that. Amen and strictly the opinion of JoeyZ.

Save a Rhino Day – There is not much I can do here about that situation except to tell those BWANA’S not to plug anymore rhinos. Well we have many more holidays and celebrations this month to look forward to and JoeyZ will not disappoint. Have a great day.