Happy, Happy Monday Speakies:
Hoping you all had a great Mother’s Day Weekend and all you Moms out there enjoyed your day to the fullest. We have two holidays today Lupus Day and Windmill Day. Happy Windmill Day to all you Guys and Dolls in Holland.
Being its Monday and probably most of you would rather be home or at some beach resort sitting by the pool with a nice Gin and Tonic, here are a few more choice words to blur out at those who may annoy you today:
How about never? Is never good for you?
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Back off! You’re standing in my aura.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
And finally - Do I look like a people person?
Better yet Guys and Dolls try to be happy and nice to people I just wanted to make you laugh a little to start your day. Have a good one and like the picture let the sun shine in.
Hoping you all had a great Mother’s Day Weekend and all you Moms out there enjoyed your day to the fullest. We have two holidays today Lupus Day and Windmill Day. Happy Windmill Day to all you Guys and Dolls in Holland.
Being its Monday and probably most of you would rather be home or at some beach resort sitting by the pool with a nice Gin and Tonic, here are a few more choice words to blur out at those who may annoy you today:
How about never? Is never good for you?
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Back off! You’re standing in my aura.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
And finally - Do I look like a people person?
Better yet Guys and Dolls try to be happy and nice to people I just wanted to make you laugh a little to start your day. Have a good one and like the picture let the sun shine in.
2 comments:
Hi JoeZ:)
Another line:
"No, I don't have an attitude,
that's my personality (I'm from
Jersey)."
:)))))
Good One Mack, Roe has a license plate on the front of her car that says "Jersey Attitude."
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